P.S: This is my first shot at spilling beans like a news-reporter (unlike americans, ofcourse.) Don’t laugh! 😛
Well, once again the rumors have taken a sidesplitting turn. I confess: This whole Transfer Window deal is way over my womanly brain which is only as good as the sandwiches I make..and I make none!
Firstly, United is linked to Mesut, Mehut, Mezut Ozeil, Ozil – whatever. The myriad of handles this guy is known by simply proves his Turkish Descent! 😛 If he makes it to Old Trafford, I shall call him “The Turkish Ninja” because he is the Assist Machine and strikes when least expected. He currently plays for Werder Bremen in the German Bundesliga (awkward b… what? :P) This 21-yr old has been linked to Real Madrid as well but I guess he is adamant on keeping it all hush-hush for now. Check this baby out on a wild wild spree on every field he sets his foot on… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMlJswUGibc&feature=player_embedded The Bundesliga side did want £20million to let Ozil move on but have now dropped their asking price by £8m.(it was £15mil just yesterday, wasn’t it? ). United’s transfer kitty is too tight but if a good enough deal can be struck I’m sure Sir Alex will push hard to get the cash.
Secondly, United has been linked with preparing an offer of £13 million for Standard Liege midfielder Steven Defour.Now this kid has a contract till 2013 but his agent Paul Stefani claims that they are only waiting for the offer to be accepted by Leige keeping in mind that Sir Alex has had his eyes on this kid since last September-even during his injury.
In other news the entire French Football Squad has been suspended because Ribery bought an underage prostitute, and is now facing serious charges for being pathetically ugly…
& this Fail Footie-Reporting abruptly ends here!