1. my blogs are random and utterly useless.
2. i dont blog in chinese.
3. i blog on weekends when everyone is away from the internet, spending quality time with their families.
4. i blog on weekdays when internet trolls are all high on work.
5. my topics are boring and have been overdone already.
6. i usually blog when i have nothing better to do in life.
7. i actually dont care where the fuck waldo is!
8. i write long blogs which get boring after the first 45 words.
9. i write short blogs with difficult words cuz my english is awesomer than yours.
10. i blog a lot about blogging.
11. i try promoting myself, and fail at it miserably.
12. i dont blog in depth.
13. i dont object to racism and hence end up writing a blog about a whopped black mans ass!
12. im not a sycophantic but u are.
13. i blog long useless lists which actually get boring after the first 13 points.
14. my lists end abruptly after 14 points.